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I stole this from my girl, Dawna-May

If you like girls - post this as "My kind of girl."
If you like boys - post this as "My kind of guy."
If you like both - post this as "My kind of bitch (I'm joking; "guy/girl")."

I can't decide. My kind of girl/guy:

1. Do you need him/her to be good looking?
I don't judge by looks, so if you make me love your personality, you will be the most beautiful person in the world to me, no matter what.

2. Smart?
It's definitely a turn-on.

3. Preferred age?
18-22.

4. Preferred height?
For boys - AS TALL AS POSSIBLE I love tall boys oh god so hot.
For girls it doesn't matter as long as she doesn't tower over me by sixteen feet.

5. How about sense of humor?
Priority for me to love your personality.

6. How about piercings?
Not a requirement, but they need to accept that I'm a piercing/tattoo freeeak.

7. Accepts you for who you are?
Yes.

8. Pink hair?
ALL THE COLOURS. Whatever they're comfortable with.

9. Mushy or no?
Hahaha well I do like porridge...

10. Thin or fat?
I
Don't
Judge
By looks

11. Black, Brown or White (skin color)?
...except if you're "foreign" OOPS I kind of prefere paler people? I'm not THAT racist that I will make crosses with my fingers and shout "SHUN THE WITCH" or whatever, but I'm a very scared person.
ALTHOUGH if you're a black chick - let me love you quuurl

12. Long hair or short hair?
Whatever they're comfortable with - I'm comfortable with.

13. Plastic or metal?
... Natural?

14. Smells good?
Sadly, a person's natural body odour does not smell as a female of the human species would prefer, so yes it is required that you turn on that shower in your bathroom and use it.

15. Smoker?
Such a turn-on.

Hnnng.

Turn.

On.


But not required. I'd probably start too if he/she smokes, so I don't really know what to answer on this? No quids though. NO FUCKING QUIDS.

16. Drinker?
To a certain extent. Don't want to be beat up every weekend lul.

17. Girl/Boy-next-door type?
I don't think so? I love it when people are confident and not afraid to voice opinions.

18. Muscular?
Nyeh.

19. Plays piano?
Any musical instrument, really.

20. Plays bass and/or acoustic guitar?
Accordion would be nice.

21. Plays violin?
A guitar would be best.

22. Sings very good?
Well, they can't be afraid to sing, at least not infront of me, though s|he doesn't have to do it lul.

23. Vain?
Wouldn't love such personality, gurl.

24. With glasses?
Only if they're needed! I don't like people walking around being oh so super morons with their fake lenses. Go away.

25. With braces?
As long as they HAVE teeth I'm happy?

26. Shy type?
Not shyyyy, but reservation is a nice quality to have some times.

27. Rebel or good boy/girl?
Themselves.

28. Athletic or non-athletic?
No lazy-ass.

29. Tight or bomb?
What I just

30. Singer or dancer?
Singer, although talent is not required, ahah.

31. Stunner?
What is all this about looks

32. Hiphop?
I just want them

33. Earrings?
to be how they're comfortable

34. Mr/Ms. count-my-ex-girlfriends/boyfriends-until-you-drop?
I no want no pox

35. Dimples?
be comfortable with yourself just be
yourself
please

36. Bookworm?
He/she can't mind having to spend a little extra money on a little extra large house so I can have my own library.

37. Mr/Ms. love letter?
Barf.

38. Playful?
To some extent? I want cats and a giant dog.

39. Flirt?
As long as it's with me, eeheeh. Sort of required to "keep the spark alive"

40. Poem writer?
They can be, BUT NO POEMS FOR ME BITCH I hate me some poems.

41. Serious?
Yes. About many things. But not all things.

42. Campus crush?
Well it'd mean we had the campus "theme" in common, right? I don't really know?

43. Painter?
C: YOUR HOBBIES ARE MY HOBBIES

44. Religious?
If you try to convert me I swear your life will end bloody, but at least you'll come to whatever HEAVEN YOU TRY TO LURE ME IN WITH religion pisses me off if you try to push it on me, so stay the fuck away.
But I'll respect whatever you need to do, as long as the respect is mutual about my need to not do shit about religious events.

45. Someone who likes to tease people?
WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME STUPID QUIZ
But no.

46. Computer games geek? Or internet freak?
I CAN'T DO THIS

47. Speaks 20 languages?
Common language is highly important. So either Norwegian or English HAS to be in the vocabulary. I can accept Swedish and/or Danish too, and I have the basic for French, so I can relearn that if necessary.

48. Loyal or faithful?
Loyal.

49. Good kisser?
STUPID QUIZ

50. Loves children?
GO AWAY I HATE KIDS but... HE/SHE HAS TO LOVE CATS, and not be allergic to any pets because I swear I carry cat diseases around with my natural fur coat.

Also Sarah added another one:
51. Likes Homestuck?
If you don't... I will not bother you about it lul. Regardless he/she has to accept that blood, gore and Spades Slick are huge turn-ons for me.


Alright apparently I am not very picky about looks I guess that's a good thing.

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Dawna-May's avatar
WOMAN
YOU WILL DIE OF LUNG CANCER

WE ARE HAVING CHILDREN LIVE WITH IT